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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload."
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"patients always come to the office asking about measles And I tell them, ""no no no, i don't want to make this about measles. Let's talk about yousles"""
"What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard."
"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."
"What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide? ""That's the last straw!"" *^I'm ^sorry.* [UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording."
"A Dietitian X Nun's favourite song? Agave Maria"
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the shit out of the dogs."
"Why is Santa always happy? Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)"
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Dr. Pokemon."
"The jokes on you Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""