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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid? One's a tragic Mick..."

"According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly."

"I always squat on the floor, wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward Cause that's how I roll."

"When I see someone texting and driving I swerve my car into them and try to run them off the road cause texting and driving is illegal."

"What are the bumps around a girls nipples? Braille for SUCK ME."

"Girl, you must be Saint Peter... Cuz you've denied me three times already."

"Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous."

"Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!"

"When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams."

"What do you call the entrance to a brothel? Hodor"