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Joke of the Day

"Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous."

"A Pirate walks into a bar with a paper towl on his head.... Bartender goes ""Hey buddy whats with the paper towl on your head?"" The Pirate replies ""Arrr I got a bounty on me head."""

"Why is Chewbacca bad at sports? He's just a wookie!"

"Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side..."

"""Based on a True Story"" on a movie poster basically just means ""has people in it."""

"What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life? A fish"

"I put the ""native"" in descriminative... Wait, that's not good."

"I once dated a girl for 3 months because we were stuck in a hammock."

"Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?"

"What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry? When other people put two fingers in his honey."