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Joke of the Day
"Girl, you must be Saint Peter... Cuz you've denied me three times already."
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"Mommy told me I should make some friends So I became a necromancer"
"What do older women wear? Depends"
"Why did the skeptic man have high blood pressure? Because he kept taking advice with a pinch of salt!"
"Why did the Romans build straight roads? So Indians couldn't build corner shops."
"I was going to go to the Alzheimer's charity run yesterday. But I forgot."
"Does anyone know any jokes about buttons? Topic."
"[at dinner] Wife: This is terrible. Me: Horrible. Waiter: Hey folks, how's your food? (simultaneously) Wife: Amazing! Me: Fantastic!"
"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"
"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."