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Joke of the Day
"Girl, you must be Saint Peter... Cuz you've denied me three times already."
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"What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up? Playdough."
"Congress looks like the worst group project ever."
"Deep After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world's problems is that people don't seem to carrot all."
"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."
"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"
"How come you never get into a fart contest with a girls? They have double barrels. Probably a repeat, but my brother in law hadn't heard it so I figured I would post it."
"Isis are planning their next move. They should start by putting their heads together."
"I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand"
"Waldo collapses on the beach because it's August & he's fully clothed with a ski cap. You spot him easily"