160253

Joke of the Day

"When I see someone texting and driving I swerve my car into them and try to run them off the road cause texting and driving is illegal."

Next Joke
 
"Being a vegatarian is a missed-steak!"
"Spiders have it about right. If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains.."
"i wonder if fewer people would eat Rabbit Stew if it was instead called Bunny Rabbit Stew."
"MY KNUTS My nuts hurt so bad. Doctor says I'll have to chop em."
"What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"911: What's your emergency? Me: He text me first. Just to say hi. What do I do?! 911: Be cool Me: I sent him a list of baby names instead"
"Einstein took naps during the day. So if you want to be smarter, my advice is to take more naps while having an IQ of 160."
"Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake."
"Your mamma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want"
Terms & Privacy