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Joke of the Day

"I always squat on the floor, wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward Cause that's how I roll."

"What do you call a normal potato? A commentator"

"Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television... because it was easier than making phone calls?"

"What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad."

"Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn? The kernel was looking for him."

"When I got my license they asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I said ""I don't own an organ""."

"Reese Whitherspoon may have lost her good girl image but she's still got her overinflated self worth..."

"I lost my mood ring yesterday I don't know how I feel about it."

"I refuse to engage in any sort of drama on Facebook. I'm here to escape that in real life."

"It's not enough to get up at 8 am & freeze on the soccer field. One must also scream from the sidelines so everyone knows you care."