201618
Joke of the Day
"What are the bumps around a girls nipples? Braille for SUCK ME."
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"There should be a documentary about meth addiction: Need For Speed"
"gleda Fata kuvarsku emisiju na TV... XD"
"Me: ""Has anybody seen my henlay?"" You: ""what's a henlay?"" Me: "".....eggs"" :-,"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field"
"I saw a black guy carrying a TV down the street the other day so I had to run back home and check that mine was still there. It's OK though, mine was still there, just sitting there shining my shoes."
"What do you call an impatient skin infection? *Rash*"
"I bought a metronome recently, I left it in my car as I stopped at the bank machine for a minute, came back and it was gone, someone stole it but was caught... ...now I hear the thief is doing 2/4"
"What's the hardest thing about roller blading? Hearing that fucking joke all day."
"What looks like half a cat ? The other half !"