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Joke of the Day

"According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly."

"Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street, where they pass a gay bay One turns to the other and says ""want to go inside and get shit-faced?"""

"It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it."

"Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober"

"I met this wonderful girl who thinks small penis isn't an obstacle for a good relationship. Now I just have to get used to that she has one."

"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"

"Honey I won the Lottery. Overly exuberant husband came home. ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" Wife; ""Where are we going?"". Husband; ""We are not going anywhere - get the fuck out!"""

"Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters."

"What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair? The blonde sure doesn't know."

"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."