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Joke of the Day
"Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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"Yo momma... Yo momma so stupid she wanted to buy tickets to watch xbox live."
"What do you call a chubby girl who's cranky, has bad breath and doesn't screw? You don't call her."
"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"
"*walks into Kinko's* YO I NEED A CAT SCAN ""I'm sorry sir, we don't--"" *opens bag & removes a terrified cat* I ONLY NEED ONE COPY. IN COLOR."
"WARDEN: You have been sentenced to the Electric Cher ME: in the what now *a metallic voice sings out: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE*"
"What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called? Gatesgate."
"Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes."
"In Connecticut it is illegal... To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else"
"How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake."