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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma... Yo momma so stupid she wanted to buy tickets to watch xbox live."
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"If you have no regrets you're either a liar or an asshole."
"I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch."
"If i told you a joke about a woman who had wooden breast enlargements.. It would need a good punch line - wooden tit?"
"Drake jokes I'll start: Drake the type of dude to stare at the biggest dude in jail directly in the eyes then SLAM the soap on the bathroom floor."
"I only like foods that begin with the word ""cheesy""."
"What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane? His carrion bag."
"Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? He was feeling a little horse."
"If someone tells you they made something with ""love"" DO NOT EAT IT! Cause that is just way too nasty."
"Life's not about people who act true to your face. It's about people who remain true behind your back."