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Joke of the Day
"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."
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"Dark humour is like food not everybody gets it."
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"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"
"actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don't fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months"