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Joke of the Day
"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."
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"So an interviewer asked me a question.. A: Your greatest weakness? B: Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmaticsA: Could you give an example?B: Yes, I could"
"I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen"
"Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez? At the pico de gallows."
"A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I'm not talking about the one who deserved it."
"So in The Matrix they feed you the liquified remains of the dead through a tube but you get to sleep and be online all day? I'm listening."
"What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose? Bing fwong dong 9/11"
"Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he......... Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a google image search."
"Most people have a schlong You have a schlort"
"I was invited to a theater to watch a pornographic horror movie... But I was too scared to come."