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Joke of the Day

"In Connecticut it is illegal... To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else"

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"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo.. I had to put my foot down"
"Random number generator Two programmers discuss: - I need a random number generator. Do you have something? - 27"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up, dried out and stashed in the freezer."
"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 7 years in a row now."
"So I was hanging out with this tree... It was shady, so I left."
"What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!"
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard"
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