211023

Joke of the Day

"Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes."

"I call my printer Bob Marley. Because it's always Jammin'."

"Did you know some dogs don't pass the Police Academy? ...they didn't pass the pawlygraph test."

"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""

"Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception? There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!"

"There should be a subreddit specifically for internet humor that gets lost in translation when you explain it in real life... ...and it should be called r/SlashAreSlash."

"Knew a guy who fashioned an entire suit out of rubber bands. He was quite the snappy dresser."

"I hate it when people come to MY house, knock on MY door then ask me why I'm not wearing pants."

"If you know I'm I the car and you continue to text me, you basically want me dead..."

"I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story."