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Joke of the Day

"What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called? Gatesgate."

"[PAPARAZZI] Bugs Bunny is it true u were shot by Elmer Fudd [BB]sips drink that's ridiculous water shoots out of holes No more questions"

"What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes? Dropping some ill beets."

"Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then you'd have to call them bagels."

"There's so much porn floating around the internet these days... I just shake my fist."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman"

"What did one eyebrow say to the other? H-eyebrow"

"I know a telegraph operator who was so bad he always had to send his messages again. He had a lot of remorse about that."

"Q: What goes click-click-click...""Did I get it?"" A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube"

"I once stayed in a motel that was so seedy, the Bible in the drawer only had 7 commandments"