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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chubby girl who's cranky, has bad breath and doesn't screw? You don't call her."

"What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!"

"""I'll take the Batmobile. Robin, you take the--"" [Robin doing up laces] ""The Batskates, yeah I know."""

"What did Ryu say to Ken? HOWAREYOUKEN?!"

"You had me until the final shot, local commercial. An employee in the back row didn't wave hard enough. No sale."

"TRUMP: I'm building a wall to keep Mexicans out. AMERICANS: I'm going to Canada if Trump is elected. CANADIANS: We need to build a wall."

"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."

"Maybe I'm the good kind of fat like an avocado."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music! His newest album is titled, ""I'll Be Bach."""

"Her: *""Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?""* Me: *""Yes""*"