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Joke of the Day

"As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... I experience a lot of flexual tension"

"David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump = is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"There is no way Siri could be a woman, she only speaks when she's spoken to."

"q: what's green and yellow and hangs from trees? a: gorilla snot."

"Priest and a Hindu are making breakfast.. The priest is spreading on margarine and exclaims, ""Look! It's Jesus in the spread!"" Shocked, the Hindu replies, ""Wow, I can't believe it's not Buddha."""

"Life is like a game of chess The whites have the advantage"

"What is Fido the dog's favorite part of a tree? Bark! What is his favorite canine? Wolf! How does he like his sex? Ruff!"

"Well, well, well... If it isn't the lesson I should've learned by now."

"Did you recently date Taylor Swift, only to be dumped and have a song written about you? You may be entitled to compensation. Call now."