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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wake up Grumpy... other times I let her sleep."
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"I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox... ...but his latest performances have been a little shaky."
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"Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending? She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)"
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"Sweatpants are the uniform of eating ice cream."