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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroking Off!"

"I was talking to a religous friend when I remembered that Moses drank lots of tea ""Oh really, how does he make it?"" ""Hebrews it."""

"The movie Interstellar was so deep that.. Adele was rolling in it"

"What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common? The Battle of the Bulge."

"Jesus was on his way from heaven to Earth for the Second Coming, but his car broke down along the way. He was driving a Chrysler."

"just got my nipples pierced! and they gave me a discount because I have so many!"

"Siri, fight Alexa."

"Board Game 10: *reading card* Mama! Name 3 rappers! GO! Me: Saran, aluminum foil, & cellophane! *beaming* 10: *laughing* OMG! Me: What?"

"Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure mint Oreos are filled with toothpaste."