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Joke of the Day
"In a meeting. Can I go first? Thanks. Gets up and leaves."
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"What does Trump grab this month? What does Trump grab this month........ Octo-Pussy"
"I lost my mood ring... I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this."
"The man that invented throat lozenges died last week... There was no coffin at the funeral."
"[couch shopping] Wife: Eh, you married to it? *a bead of sweat trickles down my brow as I hope she doesn't notices the couch's wedding ring*"
"Two young hot girls in bed. k"
"Me: I'm worried that the romance has gone out of our marriage Hub: Bet I can change your mind during the next commercial break"
"You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about a person just by looking at them. I like to call said minds 'Presumptious, judgemental Assholes.'"
"What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday? According to Lewinsky... Happy Employee Appreciation Day!"
"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4."