63428
Joke of the Day
"Dark comedy is like food. Not everyone gets it."
Next Joke
"Say ""beer can"" in a British accent. You just said ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent."
"Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad."
"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two tired."
"What has 72 legs and 26 teeth? The first row of a country concert."
"According to WebMC, I be illin'."
"How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese? From the block."
"Communism is awful. It's just common cents."
"Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama? Just stop going to plays!"
"What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee? spontaneously"