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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fruit always has a wedding_ A cantaloupe....."
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"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note? High G."
"mrw browsing front page [removed due to copyright]"
"A Mexican , a black guy , an arab and A Jew Jump out of a plane....who wins? Society"
"Getting a girlfriend is a lot like getting a car The more money you have, the more options you have."
"The time you really begin to envy your cat Monday morning."
"Q: What did one candle say to the other candle? A: Are you going out tonight?"
"I want to pump iron with all of Twitter. I want to spot my followers and scoff at my haters' form"
"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."
"What do you call a classical composer's butthole after a night of bad Mexican food? Taco Bell's Cannon"