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Joke of the Day

"So my friend asks me if I like the genre Metal... I told him that I don't know what a genre is, but I do like copper and steel."

"Any one wanna hear a funny joke? What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"

"A giraffe walks into a bar. He slides up to the bar tender and says ""High balls are on me""."

"I don't trust this Obama guy... I think he lies a lot. First he says he's 52, and then the next year he's 53. Which one is it?"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on him."

"What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey? How're you gettin' on?"

"Of course I swallow it's a basic function of eating. What kind of job interview is this anyway and why are there multiple cameras"

"Why did the nazi work in the animal hospital after the war? He was a veteran Aryan."

"Who is the world's worst suicide hotline operator? Shia Lebouf."

"So I have this friend who's addicted to drinking brake fluid... but he tells me not to worry, he can stop anytime he wants."