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Joke of the Day

"What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey? How're you gettin' on?"

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."

"Redditors won't get this... Original content"

"Obama:*sits down and whoopee cushion makes fart noise* what th- JOE Biden:*tears in his eyes, points at trump* HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE"

"Answering school teachers like... Teacher: What is the outside of a tree called? Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow."

"What I hated about church as a kid was.. all the standing up, and sitting, and the knelling I had to do. I just wish the priest would pick a position and fuck me already."

"Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?"

"I think my dad messed up the ""birds & bees"" talk when I was a kid because now I can't look at a sparrow without getting horny."

"There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it."

"""It's a competition, I didn't come here to make friends."" -- Jerry, the 1st contestant eliminated on this season's ""Friendmakers""."