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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl? The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D"

"Always ask ""are you voting for Sanders?"" before sex. If they say ""yes"" you know they are too young."

"I want to make a joke about screamo music... But there was no rhyme or reason to it."

"Michael Jackson had hoes on his dick when he was younger. But when he got older he had dicks on his hoes."

"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."

"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Creepy. ""Creepy who?"" This is a nice bedroom you have."

"What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!"

"Baby snake (OC) What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom? A momma's boa."

"You ever wonder why Sewage workers are so depressed? They're always down in the dumps"

"What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear"