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Joke of the Day
"Who is the world's worst suicide hotline operator? Shia Lebouf."
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"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."
"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"
"Did you hear about that psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? They're a small medium at large"
"... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop."
"Take your time, Officer. I have nothing but respect for the law. Your imminent death on this dark side street can wait."
"So I'm banging this guy from behind... ... and he turns around to kiss me, and I say ""Whoa, buddy. I'm not gay!"""
"They say an optimist will see a glass as half full, while a pessimist will see it as half empty. Speaking as an alcoholic it's panic stations either way for me."
"""Oh my gosh, this is the biggest donut I've ever seen."" ""Mam, that's a tire."" ""Kids, get me a napkin."""
"they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time."