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Joke of the Day
"Why did the nazi work in the animal hospital after the war? He was a veteran Aryan."
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"To me, girls are like porta-potties. The hotter they are, the less likely I am to get inside of them."
"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."
"There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses. "
"What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal? Computer"
"Facebook does NOT ruin relationships. Relationships ruin Facebook"
"Waiter there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup the fly should be wading"
"[getting out of prison after 10 years] GUARD: *handing me a paper bag* here are ur things ME: did none of u monsters feed my tamagotchi"
"""I gave him the what for!"" ""What for?"" ""Because he deserved it, that's what for!"""
"[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son."