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Joke of the Day

"I don't trust this Obama guy... I think he lies a lot. First he says he's 52, and then the next year he's 53. Which one is it?"

"Yo momma smell so bad.... I can smell her retronasally."

"Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins? They both share the trophy"

"'Why are you crying Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'"

"I gave my keys to the Taco Bell valet when I showed up and now he's nowhere to be seen."

"The red haired guy in the bakery doesn't like being called... 'The Ginger Bread Man' *lesson learned"

"Did you hear about the women who got wooden breast implants? A punchline would be funny here, Wooden Tit?"

"john was feeling happy happy felt disgusted and ran away"

"""You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying."" *raises megaphone to lips* How so?"

"The drinking age in Alabama has changed to 25 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"