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Joke of the Day

"So I have this friend who's addicted to drinking brake fluid... but he tells me not to worry, he can stop anytime he wants."

"There are three fourth graders, a white boy, a black boy, and an asian boy. Who have the biggest dick? The black kid. Cause he's 21. People here get butthurt by the simplest jokes. Good lord."

"So JLO has a new movie in theaters? Hasn't she had 'Enough'?"

"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"

"Minions.3D.BluRayRiP.4K.aXX0.torrent Talk like a pirate day"

"2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks. 2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme."

"What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis!"

"What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles? A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door."

"What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns? Common sense."

"YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y"