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Joke of the Day
"""Do you like exotic birds? "" Yea, you do look like you've had a cock-or-two."
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"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?"
"On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? So... Can I come inside?"
"Why won't the ocean let us drink its water? Because it's too salty."
"Ben Hur new politically correct versions For straight population: Ben Hur For homosexuals: Ben Gay For lesbians: Ben Wa"
"""What's the difference between you and I?"" About 12 letters"
"What do you call a German thief? A Hamburglar."
"One of my friends recommend circumcision It wasn't all it was cut out to be"
"Take your height in centimeters and multiply it by the number of people from whom you have received oral sex. There's your credit score."
"What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food? Explosive Diarrhea"