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Joke of the Day
"Why won't the ocean let us drink its water? Because it's too salty."
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"Lil wayne becomes a comedian... Lol wayne"
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"I have a very obedient dog, whenever I tell him 'Are you coming with me or not?', he is coming with me. Or not."
"The only downside of kissing a 10 is How cold your lips get from kissing the mirror..."
"Hear about that kidnapping? He woke up"
"Recently after a night of fun my SO asked... ""How do you shave your balls?"" After thinking for a few moments I say ""Carefully"""
"Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white""."
"I once found this body down by the train tracks (It was an alive body) (It was the conductor)"
"If I was a roofer I'd go around saying I'm single and ready to shingle."