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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food? Explosive Diarrhea"
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"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."
"I'd give anything to be a philanthropist. That is all."
"When someone says ""be honest"" what they really mean is: lie to me, but be as convincing as possible."
"[turning off Shrek 2] well, i'd say that movie was shrekcellent! ""trent, 1 more shrek pun and i'm divorcing you."" oh karen, don't ogre-react"
"Everyone keeps saying Marry Christmas to me... I'm so confused. Who's this Christmas girl and why does everyone want me to marry her?"
"Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary? He ran out of patients."
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia"
"Dude can you make the stitches spell out ___? http://www.cbc.ca/manitoba/scene/images/Dude%20back%20cover%20%20620.jpg One Joke One Vision."
"*watches movie* *sees a scene with full frontal male nudity* *pauses for three months*"