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Joke of the Day

"Ben Hur new politically correct versions For straight population: Ben Hur For homosexuals: Ben Gay For lesbians: Ben Wa"

"Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin"

"What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons? A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!"

"Literally The Best Joke Ever. The Best Joke Ever."

"What do you call the security guys at Samsung The guardians of the galaxy"

"How do you know a drummer is at your door? The knock speeds up."

"3 years ago someone was laying concrete so I put my hand prints in it. Been here ever since."

"What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? Pi-curious."

"I have a stepladder... ...because my real ladder left when I was a kid."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a male roommate? (Neither did she.)"