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Joke of the Day
"One of my friends recommend circumcision It wasn't all it was cut out to be"
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"I dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"
"If the creator of facebooks likes getting hurt... Is he a zucker for pain?"
"My girlfriend said she won't miss the iPhone headphone jack as much as everyone. Said she goes to bed to another miniscule 3.5mm thing anyway."
"How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant? When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked."
"What do you call a punch-drunk Japanese person whose father has diarrhea? A slap-happy Jappy with a crap-happy pappy! I'll show myself out..."
"What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently? Americas already got two running for president."
"At the pharmacist A guy goes to a pharmacist and asks for a dozen condoms. The druggist asked "" Would you like a paper bag?"" The guy shakes his head and says ""Nah, she ain't that ugly."""
"What does a West Virginia woman say after sex? Git off me Pa, you're squishing my smokes."
"Sensible dad: I'd like to buy 3 'fleeks' & 7 'swags' for my son. ""Sir this is Urban Outfitters"" Do you have any 'baes'? ""Please leave"""