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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German thief? A Hamburglar."
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"DESPERATION is exactly what I look for in a woman."
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"Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
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"Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a ""Who has more testicles?"" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5."