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Joke of the Day
"How many words does it take to start a car? Forwards"
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"British English Now British English will have only 3 vowels **A I O ... ** as it has left E U .... :)"
"I heard a wild, made-up, native american folk story the other day... It was some Crazy Horse shit"
"Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber? Char-Jar Binks"
"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."
"My doctor is so young that, when I need them, he just comes in the room shouting, ""Shots! Shots! Shots!"""
"New rule: Confederate States don't get to pick who sings ""God Bless America"". We'll fly someone in from up north."
"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and then the suffering"
"What do you call a limbless swimmer? Bob."
"I have two tickets to the 2017 Superbowl, but I'm getting married that day so I can't go. If you're interested in going in my place, the wedding is at St. Peter's church and her name is Laura."