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Joke of the Day
"How many words does it take to start a car? Forwards"
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"There are 42 references to food in the Bible, nuts, crackers, and fruitcakes are some of the... people who believe in it."
"""Hey Hillary what color do you think this dre-- never mind"" - Bill Clinton scrolling through Twitter last night"
"Why did Gateway computers go out of business? Because they led to stronger and addictive computers."
"What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in"
"I haven't gone to the washroom in 2 days No shits given"
"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."
"Psychic in a clothes shop Employee: How about this one? Psychic: Nah, its too small Employee:But you haven't even tried it on. Psychic: I'm a medium"
"A person browsing the internet came across a clickbait title"
"Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth."