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Joke of the Day

"Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber? Char-Jar Binks"

"Can somebody help me debug Malaysian Flight Simulator? It keeps crashing unexpectedly :/"

"Cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 The look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless"

"[shoves the new kid] ur in the wrong ballet class loser, this is for the experts only [low-5s closest bro while maintaining eye contact]"

"Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads? He eventually got busted."

"So I walked into a pub with some of the lads... Oh wait hang on I don't have a social life."

"A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it. It was out of my range."

"What's a pirates favorite thing to eat? The booty."

"When I get to somebody's house, I text them, because knocking on doors is for poor people."

"What's 12 inches long and stiff in the morning? Cot death."