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Joke of the Day

"I heard a wild, made-up, native american folk story the other day... It was some Crazy Horse shit"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I dont mind doing a 5km but I cant be fucked doing a 10km run"

"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite & it's straight to the ER for me."

"Reminder: 2011 should be pronounced ""twenty eleven."" Prince did not sing about partying ""like it's one thousand nine hundred ninety-nine."""

"Okay so I know this one joke which might be a bit offensive. Cracked me up though What's great about fucking 22 year olds'?"

"How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake."

"You know it's cold outside when... You buy a foot long at Subway and by the time you get it to you car it's a six inch"

"Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!"

"It's been a big year for my ten-year-old. Two months ago, he attended his first confession.... .... It took the cops four hours to break him. He's got some willpower, that kid!"

"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they don't call me at all."