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Joke of the Day

"Why did the melon get married in a church? Because he was in love with a cantaloupe."

"What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo? The leaf, the rope stops the emo."

"When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on."

"Studys show that 76.5% of statistics are made up."

"a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies, ""no why?"" The bear then wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"Why did the Catholic church decide to abandon science? Light stopped having mass"

"ME: Who do you want to be at my Frozen-themed party? FRIEND: Let me be Olaf or Elsa ME: Ok but never threaten me in an Italian accent again"

"Thanks for explaining the word many to me. It means a lot."

"Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby."

"How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?"