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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a limbless swimmer? Bob."

"Two paleontologists where moaning in a ditch One found a bone"

"What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient? All porpoise flour."

"The writers for The Office have drifted out of touch with modern office life. Nobody is employed anymore."

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent poodle?"

"What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside."

"Taking pictures with an iPad is the new fanny pack."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile"

"How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et."

"What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem."