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Joke of the Day

"British English Now British English will have only 3 vowels **A I O ... ** as it has left E U .... :)"

"I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie."

"My essay for graduate school reeks of bullshit and broken dreams disguised as lessons learned."

"My dad found an Altoid tin in his attic and told me it was worth over $400. He said it was worth so much because it was in mint condition."

"I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, ""I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"""

"Why didn't the man go to dat place? Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him."

"Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc."

"How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you."

"My kids use all the toilet paper, dictate when I sleep and eat, and destroy everything I own. My house is its own little communist country."

"Do you think Dr. Seuss' wife liked to be called Ma? Because if so she would be a Ma Seuss."