78978

Joke of the Day

"I have two tickets to the 2017 Superbowl, but I'm getting married that day so I can't go. If you're interested in going in my place, the wedding is at St. Peter's church and her name is Laura."

"What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk"

"I'm having a very hard time believing that money can't buy me happiness. Especially since I'm constantly smiling when I have it."

"Did you here about the women who died after masturbating with a carrot? That was a dildon't"

"I buy all my guns from a guy called 'T-Rex' He's a small arms dealer"

"Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!"

"How did the greeks separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and Antidisestablishmentarianism."

"Why does Santa carry a heavy sack? Because he come once in an year."

"What kind of lizard can run the mafia? The Iguanodon"