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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend's vagina is like a Tesco shopping trolley It takes a pound in."

"Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty? Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

"""Wanna play the Rape Game?"" ""No"" ""That's the spirit"""

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Ahh, those were the days..."

"[puts baby in highchair] Ohhh HIGH chair, I get it. That explains why all you do is eat, sleep & drool you stupid little stoner."

"If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque."

"It's only TMI if you're ugly."

"I'm in a serious relationship with my WIFI... You might say we have a connection."

"Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job? He had to stop when he got depressed"

"What is Paul Georges favorite place to eat at? IHOP"