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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face"

"Olympic wrestling is the only time there is a ""Clean and Jerk""... in every other case, it's the other way round."

"Walk up to the finest girl in the club and whisper, ""excuse me, can I get at that outlet behind you hon?"""

"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"

"What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection."

"(Original) did you know that if you squeeze one of your balls hard enough you'll cum? Because sooner or later you'll bust a nut"

"What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."

"That mini heart attack you have when you're in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling."

"I love christmas lights! They remind me of my co-workers. They all hang together, half the fuckers don't work, & the others aren't too fuckin' bright."

"My apathy is at an all time whatever."