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Joke of the Day
"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Ahh, those were the days..."
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"I met this lovely girl who's an amputee; lost her arms...She's a joy to be around, but... I just can't ask for her hand in marriage"
"Turns out exposing yourself to different cultures just gets you arrested in multiple countries."
"Does liking a sad status update mean I'm sympathetic for them or I like that they are sad?"
"I once saw a theatrical performance about puns... It was a play on words."
"You're having a big wedding? Cool. I'm having a Big Mac"
"Is anyone here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes. Jeoff: Yeos."
"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."
"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."
"Ironic! That even if Oscar pistorious is found not guilty .He still won't walk free"