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Joke of the Day
"It's only TMI if you're ugly."
Next Joke
"When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!"
"What's Alderaan's main export? Dead bodies."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like ""How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"""
"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like ""It wasn't that hard"""
"Why did Donald Trump win Florida in the Presidential Election? Floridians have seen the positive effect an Orange can have on the economy."
"What's the best part about having sex with a transsexual? Pretending it went all the way through"
"So Brad Pitt is being investigated for child abuse after yelling at his kids on a flight. Better send my mum to the electric chair then."
"What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one! "
"Before you move to Canada after Trump gets elected, just know that it's May 13th and it's currently snowing here."