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Joke of the Day
"What is Paul Georges favorite place to eat at? IHOP"
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"What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky? Cornography"
"Talking to you makes me invent new swear words."
"I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays."""
"What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray? They are just OFF-full"
"What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies."
"[boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? ""No, sir"" I like your style, Murray."
"Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket? He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps"
"A lot of things are going to change since I got my girlfriend pregnant. Including my name, address and phone number."
"If you could have one super power what would it be? Cold War Russia."