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Joke of the Day
"What's the art of having multiple personalities? Acting"
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"The phrase ""Whatever floats your boat"" is misleading because, practically speaking, the only thing that's going to float your boat is water."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."
"Instead of my usual Monday snark I'm going to be upbeat and have a great day LOLJK today will ass rape my spirit animal with its angry fist."
"What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee? A Mugging."
"Girl you remind me of this steak I have no steak"
"How did Jared lose all that weight eating at Subway? He just ordered off the children's menu."
"Cigarette's killed my wife. She was run over by the Marlboro truck."
"I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side."
"Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in five trash cans"