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"Becky on FB is ""too blessed to be stressed"" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend."
"Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT."
"I'm so depressed, Radiohead is cheering me up."
"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."
"My neighbours just submitted a petition that I stop setting traps for stray pigs after I caught my 16th police man today."
"Today Happy fathers day kids"
"I just bought all six seasons of Hoarders on DVD"
"First day at gym and i've already lost 5kg. seriously, i have no idea where i misplaced those weights.."
"uh oh sombody posted a sad facebok status. i beter like it to show i care but also coment a sad face emoji to show i dont literaly ""like"" it"