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Joke of the Day

"Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry."

"Why did the pedophile cross the road? To get to the other slide."

"These one line jokes are really something ..they put you up straight in line of fire."

"The Fountain of Youth has been discovered but it's in Flint, MI, so I wouldn't drink from it."

"Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!"

"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"

"What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? Hey, I think he moved."

"What is a feminist's favorite math topic? Triggerednometry"

"What happened on Reddit yesterday? A pao-erful change"

"What do Monica Lewinsky and the New York Giants have in common? They were both terrorized by Clinton Dix, Ha Ha."