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Joke of the Day

"Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!"

"I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life"

"Obama: ""I have no more campaigns to run...because I won both of them"" Biden like 2 years later: LOL OH I GET IT. HES BEEN PRESIDENT FOR TW"

"How can you tell if your goose is depressed? It's feeling down."

"If the world was made of LSD, I'd learn to walk on my tongue."

"Mind: Be careful to protect yourself and don't jump right in. Heart: CANNONBALL!!!"

"A guy goes into a Latvian bar with 3 potatoes Walks out with a female entourage that would make Hef proud."

"I'm only human. And like all humans, I'm a fucking asshole."

"The next President of the United States. The joke is in the title , but it makes me cry."

"What did the bread say when it was about have an orgasm? (NSFW) What did the bread say when it was about to have an orgasm? ""I'm Crumbing"""