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Joke of the Day
"Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!"
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"Mommy mommy, in school they all call me liar! Aww my Timmy, you're not in school yet."
"Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants."
"Your mama's so poor When god created light she was already two months behind on her bill."
"What did the baby call the strip club? An all you can eat buffet"
"I had a Chinese last night... His name was Yang Li"
"Why couldn't Donald Trump be a successful song writer? Because every good song has a bridge, not a wall."
"When someone reads your message, then never responds, it's just hurtful. I mean, what else could they possibly have going on at 3 AM?"
"Why are camels referred to as ""the ships of the desert"" ? They are full of Iranian seman"
"well, son, we named you after where you were conceived; that's why you're called The Frightening, Tyrannical Hellscape of Obama's America"